Matt the Cat And The Vet

 

Note:;The poem is my own... the picture, though, was AI prompted.

There was once a cat

Whose name Matthew or Matt

He went to see a vet

Coz Matt has been rather sad.

But the vet said

"I can’t do ain’t no nothin’

For I just medicate

But can’t stop your sulkin’.."

And the Matt the cat

Was angry, pissed and mad

“what do you mean

Can’t do ain’t no nothin’?”

“It means what it is”

said the vet, getting pissed.

“…you either ain’t gettin’ it

Or just lackin' some wit”.

Unperturbed Matt the cat said

“The language is poor and bad

Filled with quadruple negatives.

For I can be very attentive”

And that was when 

Both realized, that 

Sad Matt is sad no longer

For he was now in anger

“Hey, you’ve been cured”

Said the vet, enthused.

Matt’s gloominess was gone

He will no longer mourn.

He thanked the vet

Said that it was a bet

That his friends had already paid

That Matt, instead, might be spayed 

RKP – 09/04/2025